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Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Walt who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Gravedigger. He trained every day for 14 hours in order to beat his rival, The Slimy Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Walt came armed with a Confetti and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Walt emerged as the Stringy victor! His achievement is celebrated every Valentines Day.